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• Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 05 / 2001

  [[Grocery Store]] SHELDON: I really want this candy bar... but I've gotta fight the urge to buy it. SHELDON: Just because I'm a billionaire doesn't mean I can buy anything I want. SHELDON: And yet... the tasty caramel goodness... it... it calls to me... SHELDON: I'm losing the battle, Dante. DANTE: Oo! Hey! Twix!
  
  

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• Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 06 / 2001

  [[Sheldonsoft]] [[Sheldonsoft]] [[Sheldonsoft (Sheldonsoft Logo)]] [[Sheldonsoft (Sheldonsoft Logo)]] SHELDON: ... This time fire the loogie into the wind - see if you can hit the Citibank Building. NARRATOR: Another Day At The Office
  
  

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• Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 07 / 2001

  [[Sheldonsoft]] SHELDON: I'm telling you Jim, it's tough for a 10-year old to run a company. A 10-year old just isn't accepted as a leader. [[Sheldonsoft (Exterior)]] SHELDON: I constantly have to prove that I'm mature enough to command others. [[Sheldonsoft]] Jim: Well THIS WAY ain't workin'! SHELDON: Nonsense Jim. ...Now take us down to the lobby.
  
  

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• Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 08 / 2001

  [[The House]] [[Bedroom]] GRAMP: Brush your teeth? SHELDON: Yep. [[The House]] [[Bedroom]] GRAMP: Wash behind your ears? SHELDON: Yep. [[The House]] [[Bedroom]] GRAMP: Leverage the sale of your blue-chip stocks? SHELDON: Whoops! [[The House]] [[Bedroom]] GRAMP: Kids. You gotta remind 'em of everything.
  
  

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• Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 10 / 2001

  [[The House]] GRAMP: What are you doing to that duck? SHELDON: I'm downloading an encyclopedia and a speech-recognition program into his brain. [[The House]] GRAMP: What?!? You What?!? [[The House]] GRAMP: That duck is a living being! You can't experiment on it like that! Do you know how unethical that is? [[The House]] ARTHUR: Pretty unethical. GRAMP: Pretty unethical.
  
  

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• Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 11 / 2001

  [[The House]] SHELDON: Hey - it worked! You can talk! You're a talking duck! [[The House]] [[The House]] [[The House]] SHELDON: Ummmmm... ARTHUR: Quack.
  
  

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• Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 12 / 2001

  [[The House]] SHELDON: I know you can talk - I heard you!! [[The House]] SHELDON: Just say one word.... just one... single... word... [[The House]] ARTHUR: Quack. [[The House]] SHELDON: AAARGH! ARTHUR: Hours of fun...
  
  

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• Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 13 / 2001

  [[Kitchen]] GRAMP: Listen up, Duck. If you're gonna move in, I have to lay down some house rules. ARTHUR: Okay. [[Kitchen]] GRAMP: First, I don't wanna see feathers all over the place. ARTHUR: "No feathers," check. [[Kitchen]] GRAMP: Second, no late-night quacking. ARTHUR: "No quacking," check. [[Kitchen]] GRAMP: Third, stay the heck out of the kitchen sink. ARTHUR: Awwww c'mon...
  
  

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• Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 14 / 2001

  [[The House]] Caller: Good evening, sir! Could I speak to the man of the house? [[The House]] ARTHUR: By that, do you mean the comfortably-retired man of the house, or the billions-in-income boy of the house? [[The House]] Caller: uh... well... to whom am I currently speaking? ARTHUR: That would be the duck of the house.
  
  

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• Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 15 / 2001

  [[Classroom]] DANTE: "What I did over my summer break... This summer I played with my dog, watched T.V., and went swimming - The End." [[Classroom]] SHELDON: "This summer I started a multi-billion dollar internet company, gave interviews to the world's media, and created a talking duck - The End." [[Classroom]] DANTE: You really know how to make a guy feel lame, you know that? SHELDON: No, no... you watched some T.V. ... take pride in that.
  
  

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• Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 17 / 2001

  [[The House]] SHELDON: I'm worth billions of dollars! [[The House]] SHELDON: My software company dominates its field! [[The House]] SHELDON: Forbes voted me among "America's Most Powerful C.E.O.'s" [[The House]] GRAMP: Just once, Can you take out the trash without the speech? SHELDON: The media will hear of this!
  
  

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• Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 18 / 2001

  [[The House]] GRAMP: Screen door's closed. SHELDON: Indeed.
  
  

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• Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 19 / 2001

  SHELDON: You know, Dante, running a computer company is a lot like growing a Chia Pet. [[Table]] SHELDON: You start with a strong base of talent... SHELDON: Sprinkle on good ideas... [[Table]] SHELDON: ...and you step back and watch the company grow! DANTE: ...into a lame gag gift?
  
  

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• Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 20 / 2001

  [[Miscellaneous]] DANTE: Here's a candy machine with chocolatey goodness for sale... [[Miscellaneous]] DANTE: Here's me without a cent to buy a mere Snickers... [[Miscellaneous]] DANTE: Here's you with billions of dollars held in banks around the world... [[Miscellaneous]] SHELDON: And your point is...? DANTE: Here's a candy machine wtih chocolatey goodness for sale...
  
  

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• Sheldon Comics comic strip from December / 21 / 2001

  [[The Mall]] SHELDON: ...and I'd like a new bike... Santa Claus: Hey! I know you! You're Sheldon, right? [[The Mall]] SHELDON: Um... yes. Santa Claus: THE Sheldon? The billionaire software kid? [[The Mall]] SHELDON: Uh... yeah. Santa Claus: WOW. [[The Mall]] Santa Claus: ...and I'd like some new golf clubs, and disc brakes. And... SHELDON: OOF.
  
  

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